How to woo a werewolf

I’ve been a bad girl. I've had a fortnight to write my blog but it's still not finished. Sorry. But I’ve been an extremely busy bee and just haven’t had the time.

I would have finished it tonight but I had Creative Writing homework to do for tomorrow. I had to write a poem. Which is why I’ve left it to the last minute, as I’m not really a poem kinda girl. I like my clothes pink and my meanings clear. But I thought I better give it a go.

I decided to use the Werewolf poem from the hammer horror classic ‘The Wolf Man’ as inspiration. The poem can also be heard in my favourite Florence and the Machine tune ‘Howl’.

“Even a man who is pure in heart
and says his prayers by night,
may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
and the Autumn moon is bright.”

So I Mumfed it up and wrote the following poem. I hope it keeps you happy until the next blog on Thursday


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How to woo a werewolf

Even a girl who is pure in heart,
and reads her Twilight by night.
May become loved when the wolf heart blooms
and forbidden passion is bright.

What a load of crap
Knowledge may be power,
but action is success.
To read is not to be.
One must plan
to get their man
slash creature of the night

Hang out in woods,
his stomping ground.
Find a curled up ball
of naked man.
This could be him,
Your wolfy love machine.
Or just a dirty perv.

How’s his steak –
bloody and raw?
His senses sharp,
his movements quick?
Never dates on a full moon?
Go ahead and swoon
Your hunt is done.

For a girl who knows her prey
and has a plan of what to do.
May feel protected when her heart is full
with the werewolf's woo.